I'm looking for Mate, have you seen her?

My wife, Mate, went missing in the laundry room around 52 washes ago. I think she got frustrated with me  and went off to hang out with her weird artsy friends, the Knee-highs. And I haven't seen her since. I'm so lost without her and I'm just waiting for Mrs. Berkowitz to throw me in a Goodwill box. I made a video to publish to the world to help me find her. Let me know if you see her!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj04tQm-7lc